Britain: Excuse Me
Netherlands: Excuseer me
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
Germany: Ausm Weg, Hurensohn.
Poland: Wypierdalaj kurwa
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it. WAIT 20:13 2013
funfreacksnc: babyferaligator: trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay u are the future
elisabethpfeffer: We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us.
tsuthetiger: pidgeot: dampsandwich: nobody fucked with me on the playground nobody fucked with you in bed either yu-gi-ow
terra1409: ten-tation: tobycarsonphilips: laugh-until-you-drop: ilikedarrencriss: somepatriot: ilikedarrencriss: reminder that ginny weasley married her celebrity crush reminder that ginny weasly is a fictional character kate middleton had posters of prince william in her room David Tennant was a Doctor Who fan from childhood, he grew up to become The Doctor and he married...
our-lady-of-misandry: rainbowafterthestormy: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? THIS THIS THIS!
Here is dust remembers it was a rose one time and lay in a woman’s hair. Here...– Carl Sandburg, Dust (via arpeggia)
omnivert: mydemisee: [AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT DOING CUTE THINGS WITH YOU] [CUTELY THINKS ABOUT DOING AGGRESSIVE THINGS WITH YOU]
sexicancore: i-o-u-an-assbutt: mintmeow: i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them do you need a hug i think we all need a hug
kissingtherivermouth: someone give me a hug or I’m gonna die in like the next five minutes omg
before-series-three: there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”,...
christophercolferrr: crissdaren: christophercolferrr: christophercolferrr: my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally...
jennyatsdcc: tavidan: shameglobe: fyeah-hetalia: You know what show had the biggest plot twist ever? I had absolutely no clue Blue was a girl meaning my entire childhood was spent shipping two female dogs I had a lesbian dog otp at the age of 5 omfg Magenta is a boy what the fuck blue’s clues took assigned gender colors and told society to suck it
if you date me you can touch my butt whenever you want.
dis0riented: When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.